So the gang (I am not mentioning you individually to save space here) went to the see the latest X-men series (X-Men First Class) on Monday. I did not go with them for I have seen it already on Sunday. This is like a self inflicted punishment for me. It would have been more fun going to the movies with these guys had I learn to restrain the desire (as dictated by my evil alter ego) to watch it ahead of them. I am deeply sorry guys. The evil in me took advantage of my weakness. This evil knew that I was craving for Chimara's sour cream and chives pop corn. I just cannot say no to these powder rich genetically altered puffed kernels. It was a psychosomatic thing. This evil twin apparently posses the same telapathic powers that Charles Xavier showcased in the movie. It planted the idea in my brain that watching it on Sunday is a now or never situation. It controlled me entirely. I was just too helpless...Darn that high level telepath. When the time comes (I'm crossing my fingers here) that mutation will be available in the market for ordinary human species like me to own, I will be the first in line to get a dosage of that injectable mutant transformation virus that will give me super psionic powers. And what better way to test my newly acquired mutant abilities, is to make you guys my guinea pigs. I have laid out a plan on reading and manipulating your thoughts. Please consider this as my way of making up to you.
Amie
"Iwasan lagi ang pagtatampo. Hindi ito nakakabuti sa puso. Peace tayo lagi diba?"
Reana
"Choose who you think is more appetizing for your palette. It has been proven many times na masarap ang bawal" Apir!
Roni
"Tol, hindi na uso ang Maria Clara sa panahon natin ngayon. Go and make the first move! Hindi masama ang lumandi minsan."
Rhiel
"Mag-ingat sa mga taong madalas makitulog sa unit mo lalo na yung may braces. Mabangis at makapal ang mukha nyan. Iwasang maging mabait lagi sa kanya."
Jerwin
"Set your spirit free. It is the only way to be...Sing with me...Do not be afraid to fall in love again."
Ace
"Naubusan na ako ng idea. Hindi ko alam kung ano sasabihin ko sayo. Bye."
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