My Dysfunctional Relationship with my Team Lead at Work

(Hugh as Winnie the Pooh and his friends...)

 Random conversations at the office...

Me: Hey Hugh, why are you fat?

Hugh: Shut up!

Me: Hugh, I'm asking why are you fat?

Hugh: Whatever... Seriously, are you working?

Me: I'm bored...

Hugh: Do you want to get beer tonight?

Me: You know I can't... I'm working late today, duh?

Hugh: Okay just stop pestering me and go back to work.

Me: Hugh I'm hungry...

Hugh: You want my knuckles?

Me: Oh no they're too big to chew...

Hugh: It's gonna be sweet when it hit you!

Me: Oh but I love spicy food.

Hugh: I swear to God, I'll beat you! I swear to God!

Me: Hugh I'm sleepy...

Hugh: Man you are crazy. I'm working here... Just stop will you?

5 minutes of Silence...

Me: Hugh!

Hugh: Whaaaat??? (shrieking voice)

Me: You wanna get coffee?

Hugh: Yeah, I think I need a break...

Me: You buyin'?

Hugh: Okay Let's go...

Me: Hugh did I ever tell you that you are the best TL ever?

Hugh: Shut up!

Me: Ok.

End of conversation...